I have 100 views, well, did, whoever is reading this for the first time ruined it, you ruiner.

This may be seen as good to some, but I see it as bad, really bad. I could say that there is some gay Naruto porn out there that has more hits than this, but, in all honesty, ALL gay Naruto porn has more hits, and not a few, like, thousands.

Now, I'm sure someone will eventually be reading this and say "but, you never do anything, and when you do it's really bad." I would respond with "well you just contradicted yourself, dumbass." It's not just that, though, it's the fact that it's 100 hits. That's drastically low, too low for just random hits considering how long I've had this account, even before I did anything. This means that I have at least one fan that's watching this page and checking back regularly. Chances are it's you, the one reading this right now. All right, cool, you're my fan. Tell more people about me, act like I do really artsy stuff. Even if they don't like it, make it seem like if they don't they don't deserve to have a deviant art account (they probably don't anyway). If we work at this I can get really famous, and you can feel all warm and fuzzy knowing you got me there.